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Don't Touch My Dice

from Let's Roll​.​.​. by The d20s

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Don't Touch My Dice

Last month my GM, he brought by this stupid friend
who forgot his dice and tried to borrow mine.
He was a sloppy roller, he chipped up my 20-sider,
now my favorite die don't roll higher than a 9.
And I hope and I pray, if he ever comes back this way,
he'll have the courtesy to bring his own dice.

Last week, my GM, he brought back his stupid friend
who forgot his dice and tried to borrow mine
I try hard not to be a jerk,
but my favorite 20-sider still doesn't work
So I think its time this is where I draw the line.

Don't touch my dice.
You better think twice,
before you touch my dice.

Last night, my GM, he brought by his stupid friend.
And suspiciously, his dice looked a lot like mine.
I think that he took them,
when I made that run to the rest room,
and I'm seriously about to loose my mind.
He better hope and he better pray,
if he ever comes back this way,
he doesn't care if his goddamned paladin dies.

Last night my GM, he had a bloodbath on his hands
when I went PVP upon his friend,
It was a tomb of horrors,
when I crit-ed with my greatsword
Now I think that dude's dice stealings at an end.

Don't touch my dice,
You better think twice,
before you touch my dice.

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from Let's Roll​.​.​., released August 15, 2017
Doug Principato: guitar, lap steel guitar, bass, and bkg vocals
Tim Hitchcock: guitars, drums, dice, and vocals
Recorded & Mixed at Pepper Temple Studio SI NY by Doug & Tim
c2017 Hitchcock, Principato

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