8. Killer GM

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Killer GM

Just a friendly heads up,
There’s a new GM at the game store
He ran something last Thursday night
And he’s a little bit hardcore.

Had every thing planned out
I was ready to game all night
All equipped and leveled up
But something, something didn’t feel right.

Maybe it was his stack of books
He had every copy of Grimtooth’s Traps
Maybe it was all the bloodstains, next to the list of names
Crossed off on his battlemat.

Might as well-
Rip up your sheet and start again
He’s a k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-killer GM.
He’s a k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-killer GM.
He’s a killer, a killer , a killer
A killer GM.

He’s got killer instincts.
You can see it in his eyes
He paints his mini’s with house paint,
Soyouknowhedoesn’tcare, if everybody dies

His encounters barely have any treasure
And Raise Dead is over five-thousand gold
He drops templates on every creature
Even pixies, NPCs, and yellow mold

Rip up your sheet and start again
He’s a k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-killer GM.
He’s a k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-killer GM.
He’s a killer, a killer , a killer
A killer GM.

Gave him the benefit of the doubt, but it’s too late
I’m bleeding out, I’m bleeding out
Now all the Core Rule god's can’t save me from my fate.
I’m dying, I’m really dying

Don’t even have any Hero Points to spend.
Might as well-
Rip up your sheet and start again
He’s a k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-killer GM.
He’s a k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-killer GM.
He’s a killer, a killer , a killer
A killer GM.

credits

from Let's Roll​.​.​., track released July 15, 2017
Doug: Bass and Bkg Vocals
Tim: Guitar, Drums, Piano, Ld & Bkg Vocals
Recorded & Mixed at Pepper Temple Studio SI NY by Doug & Tim
c2017 Hitchcock, Principato

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RPG designer Tim Hitchcock teams up with the grand pepper of reality- Doug Principato to dungeon-delve into the world of geek rock.

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