Don't Touch My Dice

by The d20s

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Last month my GM, he brought by this stupid friend
who forgot his dice and tried to borrow mine.
He was a sloppy roller, he chipped up my 20-sider,
now my favorite die don't roll higher than a 9.
And I hope and I pray, if he ever comes back this way,
he'll have the courtesy to bring his own dice.

Last week, my GM, he brought back his stupid friend
who forgot his dice and tried to borrow mine
I try hard not to be a jerk,
but my favorite 20-sider still doesn't work
So I think its time this is where I draw the line.

Don't touch my dice.
You better think twice,
before you touch my dice.

Last night, my GM, he brought by his stupid friend.
And suspiciously, his dice looked a lot like mine.
I think that he took them,
when I made that run to the rest room,
and I'm seriously about to loose my mind.
He better hope and he better pray,
if he ever comes back this way,
he doesn't care if his goddamned paladin dies.

Last night my GM, he had a bloodbath on his hands
when I went PVP upon his friend,
It was a tomb of horrors,
when I crit-ed with my greatsword
Now I think that dude's dice stealings at an end.

Don't touch my dice,
You better think twice,
before you touch my dice.

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released November 23, 2016
Doug Principato: vocals, guitars, slide guitar, bass
Tim Hitchcock: vocals, guitars, drums

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The d20s New York, New York

RPG designer Tim Hitchcock teams up with the grand pepper of reality- Doug Principato to dungeon-delve into the world of geek rock.

The rabbit hole is deep. Very deep.

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